You ARE planning
to get in on the Portal to Adventure, right?
I mean, seriously, it’s going to be too cool for words.
Here’s the link. You’re going to be glad you did this.

As long as we’re talking about things you’re going to be glad you did:
Wizard Academy Vice-Chancellor Michele Miller-Nelson will be
announcing VERY SOON IF NOT ALREADY a 2-day class to be
held on September 13/14 with the legendary Ze Frank.

Ze Frank, in 2006, raised the bar so high for online video that no one has been able to find it since. Seriously, it’s gone. Really. The bar is missing.

Think of this as an Insider Alert,
the reward you get for finding the final page in a long and winding
rabbit hole. Be one of the first dozen to register for this special event and score a free room on campus in Engelbrecht House, Wizard Academy’s student mansion. Three nights without having to pay a hotel bill… what’s that worth?

DANGER! Will Robinson, DANGER! DANGER!
Do not watch this Ze Frank video if you are easily offended.
Scratch that. Do not watch this Ze Frank video
if you are CAPABLE of being offended.
You have been warned.