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The Monday Morning Memo


Marley Porter and Princess Pennie and me posed with Jane DeDecker’s team this week after they delivered the academy’s new sculpture celebrating the heoric feminine, Into the Wind.

Wizzo, as always, took the photos.

BELOW: The plan is to remove the temporary railing and mount Into the Wind so that the bow of the ship and the upper body of the female figure lean out over the bridge above the becauseway that leads into the art gallery below. In the photo above, imagine her slid forward about 14 inches. That’s where she’ll stand.  The new handrail will (hopefully) mimic water as it splashes back from the ship’s bow.The handrail won’t touch the sculpture but must come within 4 inches of the scupture to be legal…

 

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“Elmer is trying to get permission to make some modifications on his home from the HOA. I just told him that when he’s done with those questions then these are next: “When you’re done with that list, these could be next.”
1    A blood sacrifice, not much, just a few drops from a purebred Himalayan cat.
2    Approval from the neighborhood squirrel council (they’re very territorial).
3    A background check on your power tools to ensure they haven’t participated in any previous unsanctioned builds.
4    Permission from three generations of former homeowners, even if they’re deceased. Ouija board transcript required.
5    A TikTok video of you performing a dance that symbolizes “renewal,” submitted for review.
6    Evidence that your paint color won’t trigger generational trauma for anyone in the HOA.”

- Jeffrey Eisenberg

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