“This is the room where your wisest ancestor was born,
be you Christian, Arab, or Jew. The linoleum underfoot
is sacred linoleum. Please remove your shoes.
Quite recently, the linoleum here was restored to its
original luster with the aid of a wax made from hornet fat.
It scuffs easily. So never mind if there are holes in your socks.”
– Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All