On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 4:57 PM, Tom Grimes, President Plenipotentiary of the Worldwide Worthless Bastards wrote:
Your sacrifice is noted sir … but you come from brave Remember-the-Alamo stock and are a known seeker of truthier truth … the real question underneath this is … what is the appropriate occasion to slam that $80 piece of leaded crystalware in the fireplace and what is the appropriate toast … my wife said it’s a once-in-my-short-whatever-is-left-of-my-lifetime experience and something about my ass becoming toast … not sure what she meant by that. More research required. (And i only extend my pinkie when drinking warm French beer left-handed). May your weekend be filled with good music, fine spirits and a warm woman to snuggle with … and may she also be your wife.