For starters, I would want the flooring to change color at the point where, if I kept walking forward, my head would bounce off a wall angling toward me. Second, I would need a whole ‘nother building for storage. Third, the decision to go upstairs is a serious commitment of time and effort! Fourth, I get the feeling those floors are hard on the feet.

 

Kinda like marrying a supermodel. It looks good on the surface, but the implications go on for miles.

 

Brad Whittington,

Novelist at Large