“Game nearly over, rain pouring, no time outs remain. A seven year-old says, ‘Coach, I gotta go to the bathroom.’ I say, ‘No time-outs. Go in your pants.’ He does. We win. That seven year-old boy grew up and became the president of a bank. Does it surprise you he’s a lot more open to new ideas than the average banker? It shouldn’t. When you need a banker that thinks outside the box, come to [bank]. Ask for Yellowshorts…”
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