Keep your eye on the rabbit hole for announcements of impromptu meetings of The Worthless Bastards in 2010. If you're lucky and can prove you know how to lower your engine speed to “barely idling,” you may be allowed to attend.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens was a Worthless Bastard. Here's his description of a Worthless Bastards meeting in 1884:

“It's lovely to live on a raft. We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made or only just happened.”
– Mark Twain,
The Adventures of Huck Finn