The guys in the control tower in Phoenix
told me to circle around until they had a slot
for me but I really needed to pee.

I saw an opening so I took it.
Everything was fine.
That flight attendant overreacted.

The BeagleSword was Quest 
and the rabbit hole was a Captain.
 

You have to include James T. Kirk in any serious discussion about
Captains because James T. Kirk was nothing if not serious.