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Monday Morning Memo

This is the salon of Gertrude Stein,
an American living in Paris during
the Teddy Roosevelt years. 

You’ve heard of Alice B. Toklas
because of Gertrude Stein.

You’ve heard of Gertrude Stein
because of those paintings on the wall.

Pablo Picasso was supported in his early years
almost excusively by Gertrude and her brother Leo.
Picasso might not have “made it” had it not been for them.

Likewise, the career of Salvador Dali was made possible
by A. Reynolds Morse, a devoted collector of Dali who
supported him through his early years and never quit believing.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Do not begrudge the friends who make it possible for you
to remain in the game during your formative years. Every important
artist had a patron who made it possible for them to hang on long
enough to be “discovered.” An artist needs a head cheerleader.

“Cream rises to the top” is true only if you work in a dairy.
Otherwise it must be lifted to whatever height it will occupy.
Count yourself lucky if you have friends who are willing to lift you up.

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Random Quote:

“Yesterday, I was at my local TSC store picking up a large bag of dog food for Maverick. (We sometimes supplement his raw stuff with a little kibble, especially when it’s cold out.) While waiting in the checkout line, a woman behind me glanced at the bag and asked, “Do you have a dog?”

What did she think I had—an elephant? But since I’m old and have plenty of time on my hands, I decided to have a little fun. “No,” I said with a straight face, “I don’t have a dog. I’m starting the Dog Diet again.”

Her eyebrows shot up, so I continued. “I probably shouldn’t, though. Last time, it worked wonders—I lost 10 pounds—but I ended up in the hospital. I woke up in intensive care with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.”

By now, the people in line were starting to pay attention. “The diet is simple,” I explained. “You just keep some dog kibble in your pockets and eat a piece every time you feel hungry. It’s nutritionally balanced, so it’s perfect for weight loss. I figured I’d give it another shot.”

The woman looked horrified. “Did the dog food poison you?” she asked.

“Oh no,” I replied, shaking my head. “I stepped off the curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s rear end, and a car hit me.”

The guy behind her nearly fell over laughing, and I’m pretty sure the cashier couldn’t breathe. Suffice it to say, I think I might be banned from Tractor Supply now.

Moral of the story? Be careful what you ask us old folks—we’ve got all the time in the world to come up with stupid answers just to jack with you.”

- BuffaloGuyRon

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