Do You Remember
this terminus page from a
long-ago Rabbit Hole?

He couldn't sell tacos so
somebody had to give him a job.
I told him he could be my bodyguard.

He's little, but I like him.

His Spanish buddies call him
“Pecar de Triunfalismo.”
I just call him Pecar.

(His name, in Spanish,
means “Sin of Triumphalism.”
I have no idea what his momma was thinking.)