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Curmudgeonly

StoryTelling_Brian

“Many times after one of my six-week classes is completed, a student, excited by what he or she has just learned, has said to me, ‘You should teach an advanced class!’ I am always flattered, but always a little surprised. Advanced? I know for a fact that they have not mastered the most basic principles, […]

Secondhand Lions and Magical Thinking

“If you want to believe in something, then believe in it. Just because something isn’t true, that’s no reason you can’t believe in it… Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most: that people are basically good; that honor, courage and virtue […]

Meisje and Rabbi Jonathan Sacks

Indy Beagle_Alfie_El Arroyo

Hyundai Santa Cruz

Hyundai doesn’t claim the Santa Cruz is intended to carry big loads or do heavy work. At 196 inches from end to end, It’s smaller than most other pickups on the market, even relatively small ones like the Toyota Tacoma or the Honda Ridgeline. Instead, the all-wheel-drive Santa Cruz’s four foot long bed is intended […]

House of the Rising Sun

Friar Duck and Brother Buck a Choir

Samburu

“The Samburu warriors have arrived – four of them, two holding drums, a child in the shadows minding a yellow longhorn cow. They came yesterday, too, after the morning game run, when Lou and Mindy were ‘napping.’ That’s when Charlie exchanged shy glances with the most beautiful warrior, who has scar tissue designs coiled like […]

Friar Duck names in phones

In a Bar in Vancouver

Older Minds are Better Minds

The peak of human intellectual activity occurs at about 70 years old, when the brain begins to work at full strength. The Brain of an Older Person is More Productive Larisa Ragozinaayurvedaplace.com25 Feb 2021   The director of the George Washington University College of Medicine reports that the brain of an elderly person is much more […]

MMRadio Cyrus Freidheim

Cyrus Freidheim was the publisher and CEO of the Chicago Sun Times, the Chairman of Chiquita Brands International, the vice chairman of Booz Allen Hamilton, and a director at Virgin America and Allegheny Energy. He has also held important posts at Union Carbide, Ford Motor Co. and PricewaterhouseCoopers. Tens of thousands of people around the […]

Tom Grimes writes about Santa

SANTA & the MYSTERY of LIFE Santa is of course a fabrication.He’s a rich tapestry woven from a number of different bits & bobs. Ancient impulses instigated by the sun. Religious mythology. Children’s books. Ad men. Children exist in a world of magic and emotions. Santa is not just a celebration of a winter holiday season. He is a character […]

The Writers Curse

“Robert Kennedy, whose summer home is eight miles from the home I live in all year round, was shot two nights ago. He died last night. So it goes. Martin Luther King was shot a month ago. He died, too. So it goes. And every day my Government gives me a count of corpses created by military […]

Population replacement rate

WRAL TechWire, Nov 25, 2021 – “For years many demographers have been warning of a permanent worker shortage in the coming decades. It may just be that the pandemic brought the shortage earlier.” “An important concept in demographics is the ‘replacement birth rate’. This is the birth rate needed to replace deaths and keep the […]

Blood Sweat and Tears

In his 1974 autobiography, Clive Davis, then president of Columbia Records, described his initial impression of David Clayton-Thomas singing at the Café Au Go-Go: “He was staggering… a powerfully built singer who exuded an enormous earthy confidence. He jumped right out at you. I went with a small group of people, and we were electrified. […]

Falling Below Replacement Rate

Associated Press, Dec 21, 2021 – “I was expecting low growth but nothing this low,” said William Frey, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution’s metropolitan policy program, Brookings Metro. “We have an aging population and that means fewer women in child-bearing ages. We see younger people putting off having children and they’re going to […]

Aloha and the Coyote Warning

The Paintings of JR Shaw

Hi Indy,Last week you posted that great image from Grant Wood that is about to be auctioned. FYI – Grant Wood was from Cedar Rapids, Iowa. His lifelong patron was the Turner Family who owned Turner Mortuary. Grant lived in a studio apartment provided by the Turners on the mortuary property. I grew up in Iowa […]

Indy Beagle Feliz Navidad

“Feliz Navidad” written by José Feliciano in 1970 is a classic known around the world. “Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad,” is “Merry Christmas, a prosperous year and happiness.” It’s followed in English by, “I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart.”

Dr Seuss New Book

Did he who made the lamb make thee

Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?  In what distant deeps or skiesBurnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand, dare seize the fire?  And what shoulder, & what art, Could twist the sinews of thy heart? And when thy heart began […]

Nerdwriter Van Gogh

Nerdwriter Best Painting in History

Hieronymus Bosch and Dr Seuss

Seuss

Helen Palmer Geisel met her future husband, Ted “Dr. Seuss” Geisel, in class at Oxford. She had a profound influence on his life, starting with her suggestion that he should be an artist rather than an English professor. She later said, “Ted’s notebooks were always filled with these fabulous animals. So I set to work diverting him; […]

Gifts Indy Beagle would give you if he could

Obituary

OBITUARYRenay Mandel Corren A plus-sized Jewish lady redneck died in El Paso on Saturday. Of itself hardly news, or good news if you’re the type that subscribes to the notion that anybody not named you dying in El Paso, Texas is good news. In which case have I got news for you: the bawdy, fertile, […]

Friar Duck coyotes

Friar Duck and the bouquet

Friar Duck and Waffles

Hai and Bali are funny

Hai and Walking on Water

MMRadio_Bob Dilenschneider

According to Bob Dilenschneider, most people are only “life interns” until they are 25 years old. So roving reporter Rotbart enlisted his daughter, Avital, (who turns 25 this week,) to help interview Dilenschneider! (Sounds fun already, right?)  As Avital points out, there is a great deal to be learned from history, no matter your age. Dilenschneider agrees, and […]

Leah and Gordon

Whittington Eye Patch

Eisenberg New Year

UncleSchmuck3

Uncle Schmuck2

Friar Duck talks about experience

Goals_Tolstoy

I believe Tolstoy was talking speaking, in part, about the writers of songs, of poems, and of books. “This is a place of mystery, Daniel, a sanctuary. Every book, every volume you see here, has a soul. The soul of the person who wrote it and of those who read it and lived and dreamed […]

Bali endorses Rudolph

James Bond theme

Johnny Depp

In an interview in 2003, Depp explained how Pepe Le Pew is driven by his own objectives and goals and has a tendency to drift in and out of other people’s lives. And of course, there’s that unshakeable confidence. “What I loved about Pepe Le Pew was this guy who was absolutely convinced that he’s a great […]

Richard Cory

Whenever Richard Cory went down town,We people on the pavement looked at him:He was a gentleman from sole to crown,Clean favored, and imperially slim. And he was always quietly arrayed,And he was always human when he talked;But still he fluttered pulses when he said,“Good-morning,” and he glittered when he walked. And he was rich — […]

The Wood Pile_Robert Frost

Out walking in the frozen swamp one grey dayI paused and said, “I will turn back from here.No, I will go on farther and we shall see.”The hard snow held me, save where now and thenOne foot went down. The view was all in linesStraight up and down of tall slim treesToo much alike to […]

Summer Wine

Summer Wine · Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood · The James Bond “da-dum, da-DAHHHH” happens just after 2:30 NANCY: Strawberries, cherries and an angel’s kiss in springMy summer wine is really made from all these things LEE: I walked in town on silver spurs that jingled toA song that I had only sang to just […]

Forgotten Hits from the 60s

Friar Duck on Exploration

Indy Beagle and Grant Wood

This work of art by the legendary Grant Wood will be auctioned on New Year’s Day. The wizard will not be bidding.

Porter OK Christmas Parade

Morgan Jewelers Billboards

Which billboard do you like better, and why?   Billboard “A” is above. Billboard “B” is below.Send your reply to indy@wizardofads.com

Radio Ink_Time Travel

Time Travel My friend Don has a time machine. He takes me with him sometimes. You should come, too! Every person who rides in Don’s time machine is changed by it. The United States Department of Justice has booked passage on Don’s time machine for countless prison inmates. State and local governments and hundreds of […]

Friar Duck and Libertarians

Friar Duck Hypostasis

Friar Duck Stayin Alive

MMRadio Minal Bopiah

Today’s workforce is no longer white, male, straight, able-bodied, Christian, and upper-middle-class. So why do so many companies continue to design their systems, processes, products, and services as if it were? Listen and learn as Minal Bopaiah – an expert in diversity, equity, and inclusion – calls “bullshit” on the traditional ways of treating employees [quote] “equally.” […]

At Seventeen_Janis Ian

I learned the truth at seventeenThat love was meant for beauty queensAnd high school girls with clear-skinned smilesWho married young and then retired. The valentines I never knew,The Friday night charades of youth,Were spent on one more beautiful.At seventeen I learned the truth. Songwriter: Janis Ian At Seventeen lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

Friar Duck talks Politics

Santana Puck and Finn sing Christmas

Do They Know Its Christmas?

Those were the days my friend

Sinatra It Was a Very Good Year

When I was seventeenIt was a very good year.It was a very good year for small town girlsAnd soft summer nights.We’d hide from the lightsOn the village greenWhen I was seventeen written by Ervin Drake

America

“Kathy”, I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh,“Michigan seems like a dream to me now.”It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw.I’ve gone to look for America.   Laughing on the bus,Playing games with the faces.She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy.I said “Be careful, his bowtie is […]

Girl from Ipanema

  At the age of 17, Helô Pinheiro became the inspiration for the song “The Girl from Ipanema” when songwriters Antônio Carlos Jobim and Vinicius de Moraes saw her walking to the beach in Ipanema, her neighborhood in Rio de Janeiro.

Rainy Night in Georgia

White Bird in a Golden Cage

Dancing in the snow

BitterRoot and Magpie

<a href=”https://morethanfolkrecords.bandcamp.com/album/bitter-root-magpie”>Bitter Root & Magpie by Autumn Shade</a>

Autumn Shade

<a href=”https://morethanfolkrecords.bandcamp.com/album/bitter-root-magpie”>Bitter Root &amp; Magpie by Autumn Shade</a>

Beatles Cameraman

Axis

Windmills of Sting

Friar Duck and the Barista

Carol Burnett and the Clowns 1974

Goals_Frank-Sent-This_Mirth

Santa by Warhol

Indy Beagle and the Boat

Indys sisters Christmas Tree

Asimov_Study_and Wisdom

Pat McNulty Show Mention

MMRadio_Green

The world’s most successful investors are some of the happiest people on earth. But it’s not because they are rich — money won’t buy happiness — but because they are able to think rationally. Listen as William Green talks about interviewing financial superstars like Sir John Templeton, Peter Lynch, Michael Price, Ed Thorp, and Charlie Munger. The concepts he shares […]

MMRadio_Dec6

Dont Hurry Be Happy

Friar Duck and Birds 3

Friar Duck and Birds 2

Friar Duck and Birds 1

Friar Duck_Meisje_and Nolan Bushnell

BeagleSword Merry Little Christmas

Karen Carpenter Christmas

Frank Pooler wrote the words to “Merry Christmas, Darling” in 1946 when he was 19 years old. Twenty years later, Pooler was Professor of music at California State University. Richard and Karen Carpenter were in his choir. When Richard asked Professor Pooler if he knew of any new and different Christmas songs they might sing, Pooler […]

Dolly Sings Jolene x 2

On January 10, 1988, Dolly Parton explained why she wrote “Jolene”: “Now this is a true story. I wrote this song about 20 years ago about this woman down in Nashville that worked at the bank. She was trying to take care of my husband while I was out on the road. Well, that didn’t […]

CCR at 50

Speaking of sons, the video below was crafted as a 50th anniversary tribute to Creedence Clearwater Revival. John Fogerty says, “It’s about rich men making war and poor men having to fight them. So it was the Vietnam War going on… Now I was drafted and they’re making me fight, and no one has actually defined […]

Andrew Corbus on being intentional

Floyd was in his 60’s and 70’s in the twenty years I knew him. He was a slim, tall man. He walked the mile to his law office nearly everyday, rain and snow notwithstanding. His walk took him across a long bridge high above the Illinois river. It was a brutal walk in the rain […]

Carry On at the last minute

This is Kerry Livgren, the guitarist who in 1976  wrote “Carry On Wayward Son” at the last minute, giving his band, Kansas, no time to rehearse it. The song became a massive hit. According to Livgren, “It’s an autobiographical song. Parallel to my musical career I’ve always been on a spiritual sojourn, looking for truth and […]

Tiny Tribe Wayward Son

Carry on, my wayward sonThere’ll be peace when you are done.Lay your weary head to rest.Don’t you cry no more. Once I rose above the noise and confusionJust to get a glimpse beyond this illusion.I was soaring ever higher,But I flew too high.Though my eyes could see, I still was a blind man.Though my mind […]

Unsettling America

On February 10, 1968, Berry delivered “A Statement Against the War in Vietnam” during the Kentucky Conference on the War and the Draft at the University of Kentucky in Lexington: “We seek to preserve peace by fighting a war, or to advance freedom by subsidizing dictatorships, or to ‘win the hearts and minds of the […]

Bumper Stickers

Book Sales

More than one billion copies of the Bible have been sold, but I have no idea how many people are actually reading it today. Here are some other numbers: 25 Best-Selling Books of All-Time #1 – Don Quixote (500 million copies sold) by Miguel de Cervantes #2 – A Tale of Two Cities (200 million […]

Laissez Boys

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