“Our oldest son is in the Coast Guard. This spring he shipped off to boot camp. Wen and I looked at each other and went, ‘So that’s what 18 years looks like when it just goes by and doesn’t ask for permission.'”
– Sean McNally,
    One of the Cognoscenti of Wizard Academy,
   speaking in a church service held in a bar on Tybee Island, Georgia, January 8, 2012