“Folks, you know I spend most of my time right over there wandering the story market, picking out the finest, most topical KellyBronze news turkey, the brightest, most exquisite Yukon Gold potatoes, and the ripest McFarland cranberries, then preparing an assembling mall to the spectacular classic Thanksgiving spread that is my nightly monologue, but sometimes, just sometimes folks, I crash a stolen cable service van into a condemned middle-school cafeteria, script together some discarded fruit-by-the-foot, expired YoHoo and what is either an old slice of bread or a fallen ceiling tile and slap it all together to serve the assembled raccoons the demented outlaw picnic of news that is my segment, ‘Meanwhile.'”

– Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Nov 23, 2022