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The Monday Morning Memo

PART TWO

Plane ride was smooth.

We landed and when the bell rang I went to jump up and had forgotten to unhook my seatbelt. I fell over the guy seated next to me, causing him to spill his bottle of water down the front of his pants. By now I’ve said “I’m so sorry” to so many people that I’m starting to question my sanity.

Took a train to Baggage Claim. You heard that right. A TRAIN. One baggage claim area for the entirety of Denver Airport.

Walked a hundred miles to Carousel 1. Ten minutes later an announcement came on saying our baggage was now at Carousel 9… ALL THE WAY AT THE OTHER END OF THE FUCKING TERMINAL.

Took the bus to car rental. I had prepaid so they sent me an email with the parking lot number so that I could bypass the desk and just drive away. Slot 614.

I get to the exit gate for Hertz and the attendant tells me that I have the wrong car. I had gotten into the car for Slot 612. So I had to go all the way back, unload the old car and load into the new car.

By this time all of the Hertz agents have gone to lunch so there’s only one exit booth open and 30 cars waiting to get out.

I get on the highway to Boulder and it says “Toll Road.” I’m driving, scrambling for money (how much? They don’t tell you), trying not to drive off the road. I keep seeing signs for “toll 35 cents” and “toll $1.20” And guess what? THERE ARE NO TOLL BOOTHS. The bastards are just screwing with your head to make sure you’re paying attention.

Once I got over the feeling that maybe the signs were taking me to my own personal version of “Deliverance,” I finally made it to Boulder.

I went outside this morning and had a flat tire.

– Michele

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“On this is all nights, the Count deeply appreciated their good cheer; but he was not so vain as to imagine it was founded solely on news of his narrow escape. For as he knew better than most, it was in September of 1905 that the members of the Delegation had signed the Treaty of Portsmouth to end the Russo-Japanese War. In the seventeen years since the making of that peace – hardly a generation – Russia had suffered a world war, a civil war, two famines, and the so-called Red Terror. In short, it had been through an era of upheaval that had spared none. Whether one’s leanings were left or right, Red or White, whether one’s personal circumstances had changed for the better or changed for the worse, surely at long last it was time to drink to the health of the nation.”

- Amor Towles, A Gentleman in Moscow, p. 17, transcribed on Sunday, Nov. 22, 2020, during Covid-19 and wild arguments between the supporters of Donald Trump and Joe Biden

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