“I went to a nearby Konditorei for coffee and a 15,000-calorie slice of cake and planned my assault on the city. I had with me the Observer Guide to Vienna, which included this piece of advice: ‘In Vienna, it is best to tackle the museums one at a time.’ Well thank you, I thought. All these years I’ve been going to museums two at a time and I couldn’t figure out why I kept getting depressed.”

– Bill Bryson, Neither Here Nor There, p. 207