“Find your corporate mission statement, take it outside into the sunlight, lift it high up to the sky, then lay it down on the sidewalk and set it on fire. When it is finished burning, sweep the powdery ashes into the grass. Paper ash is an excellent source of lime and potassium. This will raise the pH and help neutralize acidic soil. You have now put your mission statement to the best possible use.”
– Roy H. Williams, Monday Morning Memo for Jan 7, 2019
“Too often, affluent parents establish a trust fund for their kids as a safety net without realizing that it may one day be used as a hammock.”
