Audi means “listen” in Latin. I wish I would have known that before my wife took everything. The universe is laughing at me. And so is she.
I owned this car before I met her. I was a boss. Eyes gawked. Friends called to hang out. This car makes you sing better, dance smoother and your southern region look bigger.
The only thing I have left is this car.
I don’t want to sell it, but I need cash for rent, bus tickets and some new clothes. She took those too. Don’t kick me in the groin and ask if I’ll take less. You need to know two things: 1. My ex has my man parts. 2. I’ve already priced it to sell.
You’re not the type that likes to kick a man when he’s down.
If you want to be “the man”, but don’t have the money for a new car, get an A4. A little advice: don’t marry the girl that is attracted to it. And there will be many of them.
Must be the rings.
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