The wizard promised that I would show you the speech that Steve Jobs made when he returned to save Apple from extinction and make it the first company in the world to achieve a 1-trillion-dollar valuation. And you’ll find that video below. But I should also point out that today’s Monday Morning Memo sprang from a conversation the wizard had with Stephen Semple, one of his partners, and that stuff he said about low-CAP and high-CAP clicks originated with another of his partners, Ryan Chute. Both are Canadian, but neither one ever worked at a Conoco station. – Indy Beagle